People Search Weird Things on the Internet

I’ve been hosting my blog on WordPress for a while, no complaints. The ‘Site Stats’ portion of WordPress is amazing, I love it. I can see how many people came to my site, where the were referred from, what post they read, even what they click on. My favorite part has to be the ‘Search Terms’, it shows me what people searched (like, in Google) in order to reach my blog. I always read through them, I’d like to share some of my favorites:

‘how far cvs will slave employee’ -I wrote a post about being near a CVS, I can thankfully say that my blog does not have the answer to that question

‘lindsay lohan looking smelly’ – Every picture she’s in.

‘good morning what would you like’ – So someone is obviously really lonely, or really confused

‘would you like some coffee’ – I’m guessing this is the same person that wrote the question above

‘craigslist “john hug”’ – This one scares me. A hug in the john, or a man who is being hunted down on Craigslist?

‘snookie without clothes’ – Really?

cuddle sesh what does it mean’ – Aw, good luck, buddy.

if i were a polar bear’ – Okay, This is actually the title of a post I’ve written. It wasn’t especially poignant so I doubt it was what they were looking for. So, it begs the question, WHY?

maybe you should gag me’ – No Comment.


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One response to “People Search Weird Things on the Internet

  1. goldendestroyer

    hiya hiya sending nose taps your way. My doggie blog gets searched with terms like “sniff my butt” – mom sez to tell you I’m not kidding that’s really true. If you could see me now you’d know I’m just bent over laffing like only a Golden Destroyer can. Mom sends hugs ur way! I send u smoochies!

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